Bag of tricks

My handbag was feeling a bit heavy today so I thought I'd have a clear out. Blimey it's been a while. When I'm out and about with the boys I tend to gather things in my bag - the various bits of detritus they leave the house with and then have nowhere to put it...stuff collected in other places...so I though for the delight and entertainment of you dear reader, I'd have a clear out tonight.

Here is my bag (although I hasten to add I do have a proper handbag for work - this is my weekend bag...)

and here is what I poured out of it (along with an inordinate amount of sand....)

which consisted of -

• First aid kit
• Purse
• Mobile phone
• Baby wipes - new pack, I suspect most of the additional weight lies at this door!
• Umbrella
• Dvds for posting
• Another purse – full of shoppng cards
• 2 lots of pirate bubbles - I think from a party about 6 weeks ago
• 2 blue inhalers - Leigh!
• Toy golf ball - ?????
• Yellow plastic scissors - from the front of a craft magazine one of the boys had last month
• Small tub Vaseline
• 14 pens and pencils - ooooops!
• Gullivers theme parks blue wristband
• Black eye pencil - used to create pirate scars and facial hair for the party mentioned above!
• Pink hair band - mine
• Paracetomol - of course!
• Ladybird mobile phone
• Toy story phone with magic screen - another jot from the front of a magazine
• Small white wolf - thank you Kinder eggs
• Small plastic bag with safety pins in - my brain can almost remember why these are in my bag but the information is proving ridiculously elusive
• 12p
• Used battery - we seem to get through a surprisingly large number of batteries what with Wii remote controllers, Tag readers and the like. I tend to just sling them in my bag and then attempt retrieval on the weekly trip to Asda!
• D20 with a d12 inside - one of Zachary's

It's much lighter on refill!