Zachary came out with 2 fab ones today. In the Westfield centre, we were sitting behind a man who, let's say had a bit of a builder's bum thing going. Zachary says to me in a loud voice "that man's got a red sore bum Mummy." When I tried to get him to talk in slightly less than a shout he just said "well he has." Nice.
In Asda, our checkout assistant had a slightly discoloured tooth. Zachary spots this, points to her and says "you've got a blue tooth." Nice again. Need to start on the social niceties lessons!