Saw an advert in a baby magazine for Mothercare's Smart Nappies (which we have not yet been successful with...) which struck a chord with us!
"My Rights Pertaining to Nappy Changes
I reserve the right to fill my nappy just as you finish dressing me
I reserve the right to perform the 'crocodile roll' as you struggle to remove a very messy one
I reserve the right to claim phantom poos as an attention seeking strategy
(advert for the nappies)"