Saturday, August 14, 2010

You know you're a parent when...

You leave the house with googly eyes stuck to your shoe.

You return from a trip to the supermarket to only then discover a large yoghurty smear over your right boob which has been there the entire time. You then realise that what you thought were simpering looks at your beautiful baby were actually sympathetic looks at you!

You feel slightly affronted when Cbeebies changes its schedule and moves your son's favourite programme. How on earth are you going to get him to sit still now while you race around trying to get everything together to leave the house??!

You judge a hotel by the size of its bathroom - after all that's where you'll be spending most of your evenings waiting for the boys to go to sleep.

Your multi-tasking skills are second to none - changing nappies, playing games and holding conversation all at the same time!

You are not sure whether to be embarrassed or proud when your son announces at the breakfast table in a hotel that he's just done 2 trumps.

You find a banana stuck in the end of your vaccuum cleaner hose.

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